porterism

Porterism is the gradual process of the Porter family takes over the swim team.

“Yeah, it started with Ethan, than Mike, and now Jayden. They’re in control of the team now. It’s straight Porterism

by Hugthewall June 5, 2018

Potterism-69

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of COVID-19. The virus first appeared when a young boy Luke Potter coughed in public which cost the lives of many elderly women. This devastating virus also effected the atmosphere leading to multiple blizzards on the 21st July 2021

“Fuck me sideways I’ve been sneezing for an hour straight bro”

“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”

by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022

Portering

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.

"Freakin' Mike won againg because he was portering the whole time!"

by dube56 May 12, 2008

Porterized

Throwing shade on a nuclear level over an inept person for the world to witness.

The truth seeking hero PORTERIZED the stupified idiot until Oreos flew out his mouth.

by Veddergirl May 7, 2020

Porterized

Someone that where's tight shirts, does over a 100 arm curls a day and murders music.

That was a really good song who the fuck porterized it

by Peter Whitewhitewhite May 5, 2020

PorterSweat

Extreme sweating from extremely warm weather or external stimuli causing to "panic" or to "worry".

A sweaty substance that if can be controlled could be used to rule the world.

Biked 15 miles around 100 degree philly today and got major PorterSweat.

I'm an hour away from my house and I just realized I left a candle on, I'm gonna start portersweating all over the place unless I get back and put it out.

Replaced my lime w/ #portersweat for this lovely Corona Beer.

by Jimmy Rollins 262 June 30, 2012

Portalism

The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.

Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.

by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023