Parkerism

The political idealogy where your opinion is "fuck them" "fuck em" "fuck the other side we run shit"

Commonly appears in high schools across America

We have a football game today, well its time for some Parkerism, "fuck em we Run shit and we are gonna win"

Parkerism by K-breezyyyy April 20, 2010

parkersnowing 

When you have a huge hard-on for a girl, but when you tell her you true feelings, she admits that she thought you were gay the whole time.

"Holy shit where is Cyrus? he was supposed to be here"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"

parkersnowing by 420pac September 11, 2014

Parksism 

The political ideology of having one man in a room with a nuke button as the only form of government

Lets vote for Bobby. He is a follower of parksism.

Parksism by Bobby Junior the 2nd October 21, 2021

yard parkers 

Simple minded rednecks who insist on parking their diesel vehicles on their lawns.

Hey you yard parkers you, did you park the truck on the front lawn again? Hell yes!

yard parkers by mikeyhonda1 March 30, 2011

parkerson 

Described as a brawny man with quite a large cock. Usually proclaims that people are gay. Thinks outside the box and knows a plethora of sexual facts, jokes, etc. Feel free calling this person daddy because he is a patriarchal beacon of light. You can pretty much refer to this person as a god.

Oh my shit dude you’re basically a Parkerson!
Or
Yo dude chill out! Use a Parkerson state of mind!

parkerson by stayfrosty42069 December 29, 2017

Reverse Parkers 

/noun/: The douche bags who insists on backing into a parking space, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. Never mind that it inconveniences EVERYONE else around them.

"Look, it's one of those idiot Reverse Parkers. How much time did that dumbass just take to get that spot?"
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."

Reverse Parkers by serenity450 February 28, 2010

Parkering 

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.

The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.

Parkering by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018