modane

to make things, phrases, or situations gay and/or retarded without any effort.

Dave really modaned the moment with all his talk of men with cerebral palsy having massive penises.

by Willy Tallywhacker October 25, 2006

modane

bulk-forming laxative laxative.

"Today, after I used modane, I took the best poop of my life"

"modane is the best constipation reliever of all time"

"I only use modane when I haven't had any in weeks'

by Mosbys Drug Reference Book April 30, 2010

Mohaned

One of the nicest people alive. They have a big heart and an even bigger smile. Mohaned is also funny in their own unique way. Mohaned doesn't believe violence is the answer but if it comes down to it then watch out.

"If you need someone, Mohaned is there. Don't try mess with him though."

by KitKatChunky886 April 4, 2017

mondane

adi: to be of or alike the gloomy spirit of Monday morning \ (antonym) fridane

After rain all weekend, the atmosphere at work was mighty mondane.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 19, 2011

McDane

A female that isn't ugly but isn't cute either. You would hit, but wouldn't date.

Guy 1 = Look at her bro.
Guy 2 = Aww man she a McDane.
Guy 3 = I'd hit that though.
Guy 4 = Yeah she's hit and quit kind of girl.

by KillerChronic7 September 30, 2011

ho-moaner

a prostitute that you fuck so hard and so good, she leaves her pimp and signs her house over to you.

guy 1: damn, nice house dude

guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning

guy 1: who is Roxanne?

guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Moaned

The past tense of moan

I pounded my cock into her. she moaned so loud. I picked up the 12 inch dildo and shoved it into her ass . She screamed. She called out my name.

The next day she texted me and asked if we could have a threesome with her friend Tiffany. How could I say no? That night I walked into my room and saw her and Tiffany playing with dildos and vibrators. I was soooo hard. I jumped onto the bed and started to play with their breasts. I stuck Tiffany’s tit in my mouth and started to fuck Brittany with a dildo. We pause and I get undressed. The girls start kissing and fingering each other. Shoved my cock into Brittany’s mouth while Tiffany started playing with her boobs. I cum in her mouth and shove my cock into Tiffany’s pussy and a dildo in her ass. Tiffany starts to lick Brittany’s pussywhile I fuck her doggystyle.

I’m sooo horny right now anyone wanna fuuucckk

by JJdj May 6, 2019