ming

When something dope happens

Hey bro i won the lottery
No way bro, thats ming

by chr1stos October 19, 2020

Ming

A man who barely speaks and has ninja characteristics that feels no pain, and only has one weakness.. his nipples.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.

Jam: can i pinch your nipples?
Ming:no
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Ming: yep

Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it

by priz October 21, 2012

ming

A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.

<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers.

<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.

by MKL May 12, 2004

ming

A person who has no talent and little knowledge of the job that they perform.
A totally useless person who only exists by getting others to do his work for him. A commercial parasite.

The new I.T. Manager is a total Ming, he spends all day downloading porn!

by Dr Juice January 31, 2004

Ming

An awesome friend who is a GIRL (if you know what that is, NOT A BOY). Is often Chinese and can speak a heap of languages. Can be abusive sometimes if you get on her bad side, but mostly a nice and caring person. NOT A LIE. Never touch her hair or she'll go ninja style on you.

P.SCan get possessive over her food.

Ming killed the man who touched her hair and food.

by wolfiethewolf August 12, 2018

ming

Justin on the yr 12 trip "05"

Justin you stupid ming, hurry up and get on the boat you ming!

by Andy April 13, 2005

ming

A gay league of legends player.

Your mom ming.

by MingisGay September 3, 2018