Definitions by MKL

ming 

A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.

<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers.

<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.

ming by MKL May 12, 2004

warfle 

The sensation that is felt by the majority of men when they urinate, and what can be described as a 'shudder'. This phenomenom is called a 'warfle'

Shit my warfle made me misfire and hit the lid!

warfle by MKL May 12, 2004