mantics

The antics that ensue when manpanions are together

1. I left you alone for 5 minutes and the mantics have started.

2. Everytime Phil goes out with his manpanion, the mantics ensue.

3. When they start showing their asses, you know the mantics have started.

by Sick of Johnnys October 23, 2007

Old Mantics

Old men, over the age of any kind of logical use to society who insist on being in control. Usually insistent on being correct, and totally narcissistic in behavior. Often times asking someone's opinion on an issue, but quickly belittling them and criticizing the opinion as stupid or ridiculous right before they tell you the correct way. Never listens or considers anyone else but himself.

You can not win when up against old mantics (old man antics)

You know every single time he comes into the room we know we will be bombarded with "i told you so's", or "you should have's" - he's always up to Old Mantics

by DW's July 11, 2016

psycho mantis

A boss in Metal Gear Solid. He uses his psychic powers to control Meryl's mind. he also likes to read your memory card and see what game saves you have on it.

"I'm digging deeper into your mind, into your soul....You like Castlevania don't you?"

by Solid Snake March 12, 2004

Psycho Mantis

Ex-KGB and member of foxhound.
he can read people's minds.
the first mind he dove into was his fathers. Mantis saw his fathers hatred and burned down his village.
after reading too many sick minds of murderers he became insane too.
during Liquid's revolution he had the idea of disgusing Decoy Octopus as the DARPA Chief.
After his death, he feels guilty and helps Snake.
It was the first time he used his powers to help someone. He found it nice...

"There is no need for words Snake...I AM PSYCHO MANTIS !!!"

by Barí February 4, 2005

mantis attack

Poking or stinging somebody in the ass with a fork

Dude, I just pulled a mantis attack on Jeremy! He jumped like a rabbit when I stinged him.

by bananamantismama October 15, 2011

manties

Male panties. For the progressive man or your everyday cross dresser.

"I'm wearing my new manties today, and I'm chafing hardcore bro!", or "Dude, is my mantie line showing", or "I forgot my swim trunks, I'll just wear my manties in the pool"

by Jermaine90210 January 15, 2010

Preying Mantis

A preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the penis right when the man is about to cum, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.

Guy 1: Dude why is there blood on your pants?
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!

by Layssiege February 9, 2010