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by Netclix and gill May 23, 2018

Hamer

A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.

Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!

by All.Things January 8, 2021

Heera

a person who shines the brightest out of a crowd of many. is said to have a big smile on his or her face, and is always laughing. musically gifted and highly intelligent, is very bubbly. heeras are people who are loved by everyone who knows them and are incredibly sweet. good at everything, they bring out the happiness in everyone they see. Heeras are all-throughout diamonds.

He's such a heera, always making peoples' frowns into smiles.

She's such a heera, making everyone around her happy, and knowing the right thing to do.

by dallastamilover November 5, 2011

Heimernigger

Heimernigger is way to name League of Legend champion. It's mostly used by racist people and in game its banable

I got killed by heimernigger

by Arwy December 8, 2021

Stig-Helmer

A Stig-Helmer is a creative, clumsy, day-dreaming, kind person. They tend to become fascinated of one certain thing, like train models, therefore, a Stig-Helmer must be a very intelligent guy. A Stig-Helmer is also very creative and creates interesting imaginations of the world around, dreaming of being a hero, Stig-Helmer is unaware that he already is one. Stig-Helmer got one friend, Ole, who is a really nice company for Stig-Helmer. Although Stig-Helmer is a bit sceptic to modern things and Ole is obsessed with such, they still agree on many things. Ole is an optimistic Norwegian and Stig-Helmer a more sceptic Swede. Together they travel all around the world. Let’s not forget, Stig-Helmer is the most romantic human you can find! He is nice and understanding and treats a woman the way she wants. He doesn’t ask for much love, but he gives away a ton of it to whoever he might love. On the deepest inside, he is very heroic and won’t let go of anyone in need of help. Stig-Helmer’s common appearance is a tall guy with glasses, mustache and wild hair with the so famous Stig-Helmer-tofs sticking out from the side of the head. Stig-Helmer is always running into troubles but with his creativity he solves them easily. He is also a great fan of the football-team Hammarby (Bajen). In fact, Stig-Helmer is a very famous figure in Sweden from the movies about him, Sällskapsresan. You’ll be able to find them but they’re in swedish. Stig-Helmer is portrayed in the movies by Lasse Åberg.

-What is the name of that tall, friendly guy?
-You won’t believe me! Stig-Helmer!
-OMG xD

by DODmof January 29, 2021

Heimerdinger

A high school teacher with large breasts and a ghetto booty.

My econ teacher is such a heimerdinger.

by Karly Gelardi January 6, 2008

Jeremy Heere

A tall yet smol boi with anxiety about fitting in. He uses a wintergreen tic tac to try and be cool but the tic tac said he gonna be chill not cool so yee yee bitch. His bestie Michael Mell only asked for one thing and that was to be friends after he got the squippy squip. Well guess what, jerbear failed and ditched mocha. Oh big sadness. He’s also totally bi for Micha-Mocha-Moomoo-bear.

Me: aw I love Jeremy Heere!

Michael Mell: Me too hun.....me too.......
Jeremy Heere: I’m right here you know
Michael: DONT you mean.... h e e r e :)
Jeremy: No fuck u. Imma go get a tic tac now. Bye bitch.

by Lord Voldy is a sexy hoe October 26, 2019