hamlock

A girl with two juicy hams for a butt.

Damn, you got some hamlocks girl…

by Arizzo23 September 11, 2021

Potato hammock

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.

"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."

by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014

Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.

Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..

by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

Atlanta hammock

When your rectum dangles out like a pocket pussy.

Last night I had Chipotle for dinner, and now I have an Atlanta hammock.

by ScottIsHung69 March 9, 2017

Tom Harlock

He's one of the realest youtubers out there you would want a friend like him becayse He's fucking funny one of the few who are actually funny his jokes are inappropriate and harsh sometimes but they're hilarious also he's an ex-viner but he wasnt cringy he was still hilarious his YOUTUBE:Tom Harlock I bet you'll love him

Tom Harlock is underrated

by Tom Harlock September 26, 2018

Tom Harlock

Tom Harlock is an ex-viner who now makes the best YouTube content that you may ever lay eyes upon. From his gorgeous physique to his beautifully witty humor, the man is simply too perfect for the internet. He is far too underrated for being so perfect.

Tom Harlock is handsome, hilarious, sarcastic, intelligent, and under appreciated.

by Toesbeflyin May 20, 2020

hammock back

When the pattern of a hammock is indented into your back.

I passed out on the hammock for 12 hours and had a bad case of hammock back when I awoke.

by Mitch G. August 15, 2006