Fuckititis

Having a "fuck it" attitude towards (usually) important work that needs to be done by a certain time.

Proper medical term to explain procrastination.

Lisa had 3 term papers due next week but she caught a case of fuckititis and went to a party instead.

by Jane Doughski April 5, 2009

fuktitish

The act of habitually using spoken words with the intent to insult, be hurtful, or denegrade the other person. Usually done between friends or known acquaintances.

I don't know why we continue to hang around him. He is always fuktitish. Especially when he's drinking.

by The Garage March 18, 2021

fucktitious

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.

Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

Fucktimism

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.

I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?

by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

Fuckitis

The constant need to fuck with things real or imagined

Nannette has fuckitis....

by Tooldevil May 27, 2018

Fuckatidis

FUCKING FUCK HEAPS WHO LIVE THEIR LIVES AND KICK BABY BALLS, THOSE ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF FUCKATIDIS.

Guy 1: So what do you think about Back to the Future the Videogame?

Guy: 2: That kind of shit gives people Fuckatidis, shut the fuck up.

by TONY THE MOTHERFUCKING TIGER December 20, 2013

Fuckwitisation

1. (n.) When fuckwits are put into positions of authority and impose their style of fuckwittery upon an organisation.

-fuckwitisation (n.) The ongoing process of being fuckwitised.

The management decision was all a part of the on-going fuckwitisation of the organisation.

by niks4 April 22, 2009