Symptoms 

Word spoken in reference to one who exhibits symptoms of the ailment also known as homosexuality. Usually spoken when someone is suspected of being a homosexual.

Any frat guy who likes Lady Gaga has symptoms.

Symptoms by zcusm April 23, 2010

symptoms disorder 

When you have symptoms linked to multiple disorders, mental illnesses, and/or neurodivergencies but can't pinpoint which one is you. This is not an actual diagnosis, rather it's for the people who cannot be professionally diagnosed and are trying their best themselves.

"Dude idk what's up with me. I'm always anxious and sad. people keep telling me I'm being rude but I don't understand what they mean"
"might be depression. or anxiety. or ADHD... no, you just have symptoms disorder"

symptoms disorder by Behee July 30, 2021

Symptoms of COVID 

Cold all around
Sleepy
Sweaty feet
Shivers

Cough
Hard to breathe

I have the symptoms of COVID because I have sweaty feet

Symptoms of COVID by King_crewz August 15, 2021

Symptoms of COVID 

Cold

Sweaty feet
Shivers

Sleepy

Cough

I have all the symptoms of COVID-19!

Symptoms of COVID by King_crewz August 15, 2021

Friend Withdrawal Symptoms 

If you haven't seen a friend for a period of time, you may experience lonely or lost feelings. Like when you are missing a friend you may feel upset and sad, however the "Friend Withdrawal Symptoms" cause the person to experience headaches or complete emptiness.

"I am missing my friend Ali and feel completely empty."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."

Friend Withdrawal Symptoms by Bob is bear cool January 3, 2015

Flu-Like Symptoms 

Sports code for "hangover."

David Wells was unable to pitch his scheduled start on Sunday morning due to "flu-like symptoms."

Flu-Like Symptoms by TobyTheRobot September 9, 2008

McDonalds symptoms 

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.

McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression

McDonalds symptoms by brendan September 9, 2004