Egotesticle

The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.

John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls

by casey99 January 23, 2007

egotesticle

1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.

Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.

by Uni-baller April 28, 2010

Egotesticle

e·go·tes·ti·cle
/ˌēɡəˈtestək(ə)l/
adjective
A man who is heavily steeped in masculine energy and excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; extremely self-centered.

He thinks he's God's gift to women - so egotesticle.

by Alchemissed October 24, 2023

Egotesticle

Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.

That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.

by ms. wordiness November 4, 2012

Egotesticle

Gender oriented egotism.

He is such an egotesticle dolt!

by Angela2BPecked September 2, 2011

Egotesticle

When guys are especially cocky about their junk.

Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!

by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009

egotesticle

1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.

2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).

"Jesus Matt, stop being so egotesticle!"

by banjolin October 6, 2011