eMath

Verb()To mentally abuse somebody with cramming and math.
E-Extra
M-Mental
A-Abuse

T-To

H-Human
This is even far worse than math itself.

Person 1:Do want to go eMath today?
Person 2:OH HELL NO, your such a fucking nerd

Person 1:Asian loved eMath
Person 2: shut the fuck up your racist

by Werwereop September 3, 2019

Ematt

The type of guy who is not actually gay, but acts zesty as hell.

Bro why are your toes curled? You're acting like a total Ematt right now

by Josa$$ November 2, 2022

Empathy Boner

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.

I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.

by Sirencio April 16, 2012

Empathetic Prostate

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.

My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.

by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

Empathicide

A condition arising when you empathize so strongly with a friend's problems you actually end up feeling suicidal yourself.

My God! Did you hear what happened to Chrissie??? I feel so bad for her I actually feel like committing empathicide.

by Swangirl December 29, 2010

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

by quagblar December 8, 2013

Radical Empathy

When you sleep with incels and fedora tippers to ‘understand their perspectives’.

Kate just went to the MGTOW club to have sex with everyone there, what a display of Radical Empathy!

by Sussus Hapus July 1, 2021