asssquatch

a stupid person, a person with too much hair, an canadian person

that canadian is a total asssquatch

by dj spex at AnimeIowa and AnimeDetour '07 July 11, 2007

sassquatch

Being particularly sassy. But in a very funny way. Being called a sassquatch is actually a compliment.

Ben Greene was a sassquatch and made Jessi laugh.

by Not Jessi April 21, 2011

Sassquatch

Someone who's giving you attitude/being sassy, a rude person.

Blake is such a sassquatch today, he was being so snippy with Chelsea.

by funkymchotpants February 24, 2010

Assquatch

A hairy ass. Jungle ass.

I've been getting a ton of swampass this summer; I gotta shave my assquatch to air things out a bit.

by Q dogg March 4, 2017

Ass-squatch

Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.

" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"

by Sandra Sjostrom April 6, 2007

assquatch

An unusually hairy fellow; usually pertaining to his beard.

Goddamn that Ron Inkleman's an assquatch!

by Ron Inkleman March 18, 2008

assquach

A male or female who is both bulky and hairy.

Greg is an assquach, he has to shave his shoulders.

by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006