Wank

1. A slang term for masturbation that originated in Britain.
2. A word that describes something that is very poor/terrible.

1)

A: "I heard Jake broke up with Charlotte"
B: "Yeah, he's probably at home, wanking"

2)

A: "Did you see that film?"
B: "Yeah, it sucked. Utter wank."

by EvilFruitPie May 16, 2011

Wank

Art of jacking off the man meat, giving it a good wholesome rub, massage, squeeze and jerk until you spray your hot sticky man juices over a face, into a mouth, over yourself, your hands, your abs, your pecs, the floor, the walls, and in your car, bedroom, bathroom, shower, bed, garden, and naked or in your jocks, jeans, suit trousers, or speedos.

Bro, you're such a filthy bastard man, taking a wank in your business suit.

by Wind blower July 1, 2016

Wank

to move your hand up and down your dick until you cum.

Lee had a wank for 5 minutes , then he shot his cum straight in Matt's mouth and face.

by yep9 May 4, 2015

Wank

Slang British term for the predominantly male act of masturbation.

I wank every day
I'm dying for a wank

by Double G August 7, 2006

Wank

1) British slang referring to the act of masturbation

2) A term among guitarists to describe random and excessive riffing at usually high speed as if one is jerking off the guitar.

1) I'll bet you like to wank for hours on end to pictures of men's asses

2) Many think Synyster Gates is a great guitarist but all he does is wank

by Geet4rist December 4, 2009

Wank

To tickle the kipper.

Slang: 'I just tickled my kipper'
Real Meaning: 'I just had a wank'

by Carlos Jones February 19, 2008

Wank

Masturbating, often applied to men.

I usually wank every night, it helps me to feel asleep.

by Teh Wolfboy August 20, 2015