Dog poop that is old enough to to have gotten hard like a rock. Many rocks end in ite. like Calcite, Pyrite, quartzite.
Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite
Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite
by worderizer January 5, 2021
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by wiley1 April 24, 2008
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Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.
by meezy December 12, 2013
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"Her fellow turdies are as delusional as their egg chin queen."
"Her fellow turdies are as delusional as their egg chin queen."
by Abe.. May 10, 2021
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I was fucking this bitch in the ass and when i pulled out, there on my ball sack was a TurdTesticle.
by Tc1-gerry-GPill-o-Pedalfoot May 16, 2010
Get the TurdTesticle mug.Blind and often uneducated followers of libtard leader Justin Trudeau.
These people are often granola eating, tree hugging hippies that couldn't collectively put together an educated thought, if their life depended on it.
You will often find them saying things "But Harper did this" and " that hurts my feelings and is therefore hate speech".
They can be found attending any protest that feeds their self hating white guilt agenda.
These people are often granola eating, tree hugging hippies that couldn't collectively put together an educated thought, if their life depended on it.
You will often find them saying things "But Harper did this" and " that hurts my feelings and is therefore hate speech".
They can be found attending any protest that feeds their self hating white guilt agenda.
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