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This is a type of poop. It usually is the type of poo that is light brown and burns your butt hole as it comes out. It also burns inside your body as it forms. Be careful, sometimes it feels like diarrhea! If you have a dog poop, listen closely, for the poop likes to bubble up and make fizzing sounds!
Yes! I had a dog poop! It's my favorite type of poop!
by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Bubba had a new tattoo he'd gotten last night with his mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the Firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking a quart a day, was being sued because his Blue Heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow...he felt like dog poop.
by harry flashman July 30, 2003
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A Weltanschauung characterized by angst.
"Fuck me to tears", said Leroy, for his whole worldview was nothing but dog poop.
by megnao flimpis August 05, 2003
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