Std

Stinky Twat Disease

man that girls got std, I can smell her from a mile away

by Chuck February 01, 2005

Std

Soft Tiny Dick

"Did you hear that Bryce has an std?" "Yes I did! Apparently he got it from that one plastic surgeon

by Mi Dixie Nourmous June 16, 2021

Std

An std is a sexually transmitted disease that you can catch or transmit during sexual interactions.

Tilly I can’t believe I caught an STD from your sister Maggie , ffs she’s a shlag

by Badman696969biggboy January 22, 2021

Std

Short for Shit talking disorder. There are no programs for assistance with this condition, the necessary attitude adjustments are considered controversial and the disorder considered socially acceptable.

There are a lot of people in today's world carrying an std.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

STD

Usually in normal conversations stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however in the 90s, kids referred it to a shitty gaming device that barely worked. People often got confused about this and it often led to hilarious situations such as the one in the example.

Student(for show and tell): Hey guys, my mom gave me an STD on Christmas.
Everyone: Cool!

The Teacher: *confused expressions*

by eeyayaCoolGuy20 December 21, 2019

STD

A ‘super technological device’

this could be a computer or a phone, but it could also be AIDS ( Audio Inspired Device System ) e.g Siri or Cortona, or HIV (Helpful Intelligent Vehicle ) like a smart car.

John: Did you hear that new STD that Apple’s making?
Steve: yeah the new STD sounds amazing! I already have many STD’s but when the new one comes out, I’m buying it immediately.
John: same, I have 3 STD’s and I can’t wait for another one.

by DEEZ_NUTS_69 February 16, 2019

STD

STD stands for Super trendy drip which refers to a Item of Clothing that is seen as either exclusive or stylish.

Joe: ,,My Mom just gave me an STD''

Fred: ,,I wish i had an STD''
Tanya: ,, I get STD's from my Sugar-Daddys''

by rededadeln May 28, 2021