Spoonular

Adjective
1. Of or pertaining to spoons
2. Having qualities similar to spoons

Guy 1: I majored in spoons.
Guy 2: Thats not real.
Guy 1: Yes it is, look up spoonular relativity.
OR
Guy 1: Is a shovel a spoon?
Guy 2: No. It's not spoonular.

by bruh johnson March 1, 2021

spoontard

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

by spoontard March 21, 2009

spookular

To be spookedin a humorous way and admit to oneself that it has happened. To describe something spooky or creepy.

Michaelangelo: "... I don't know about you guys, but I could really go for a slice of..."
(Unexpected knock at the door)
Delivery Boy: "PIZZA!"
Michaelangelo: "Whoa... Spookular"

by Bogan Pat October 17, 2007

Spoonfart

When you're spooning with your boo and you accidentally pass wind. This usually happens when the partner's knees are tucked up tight to yours and your body is in already in the full bowel movement position. You feign sleep/suppress laughter when they react.

Magnus: I hooked up with this awesome girl last night, but I think I ruined it with a spoonfart.

by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants February 17, 2014

Spoonslap

Something That Sounds Dirty And/Or Cruel

Do You Want To Spoonslap With Me Tonight?
Nobody's Watching...Let's Spoonslap!
You Son Of A Spoonslap!
Well...Spoonslap You!

by EnterMyTwilight April 27, 2007

Spoonguard

A device that protects our world from the fiendish evil also known as the Spoon. It kind of looks like a bungee cord with little hooks on the ends.

"Little Davey Pants was exposed to spoons for over a minute! Now he looks like this!
BUY

Sppooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Guuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!"

by Skelldar May 6, 2004

spopular

To be SUPER popular!

I am sooo way spopular!

by Alyssa June 1, 2004