A device that protects our world from the fiendish evil also known as the Spoon. It kind of looks like a bungee cord with little hooks on the ends.
"Little Davey Pants was exposed to spoons for over a minute! Now he looks like this!
BUY
Sppooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Guuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!"
BUY
Sppooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Guuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!"
by Skelldar May 6, 2004
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SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE THIS KITTEN WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS! PROTECT YOURSELF WITH SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! THIS IS LITTLE KIRSTY CHEESE SHE WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS FOR ONLY 30 SECONDS AND NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! LITTLE DAVEY PANTS WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS FOR OVER A MINUTE!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! La La La La La La, La La La La La La SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! For Happy Kittens! Joel Veitch rathergood.com
SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE THIS KITTEN WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS! PROTECT YOURSELF WITH SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! THIS IS LITTLE KIRSTY CHEESE SHE WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS FOR ONLY 30 SECONDS AND NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! LITTLE DAVEY PANTS WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS FOR OVER A MINUTE!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! La La La La La La, La La La La La La SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! For Happy Kittens! Joel Veitch rathergood.com
by zoobob December 15, 2004
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this kitten was exposed to spoons - protect yourself with..... SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
by Jamie - the great July 19, 2004
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