Spoonguard 

A device that protects our world from the fiendish evil also known as the Spoon. It kind of looks like a bungee cord with little hooks on the ends.

"Little Davey Pants was exposed to spoons for over a minute! Now he looks like this!
BUY

Sppooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Guuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!"

Spoonguard by Skelldar May 6, 2004

spoonguard 

A device that protects humans from the horrible illnesses caused by spoons.

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spoonguard by AC\DC September 13, 2003

Spoonguard 

heres an abbreviated comment form the source of the page containing Spoonguard:

SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE THIS KITTEN WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS! PROTECT YOURSELF WITH SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! THIS IS LITTLE KIRSTY CHEESE SHE WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS FOR ONLY 30 SECONDS AND NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! LITTLE DAVEY PANTS WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS FOR OVER A MINUTE!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! La La La La La La, La La La La La La SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! For Happy Kittens! Joel Veitch rathergood.com

this kitten was exposed to spoons! BUY!SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD!

Spoonguard by zoobob December 15, 2004

spoonguard 

a long bungie rope type thing that you hook to your cutlery draws to stop evil spoon from infecting you!!!!

this kitten was exposed to spoons - protect yourself with..... SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

spoonguard by Jamie - the great July 19, 2004

Spoonguard 

A very very ugly person, one who looks like those featured in the Spoonguard video.

Man, that guy is a spoonguard!

Spoonguard by Kirsty (Kirshizzle) January 20, 2009

Spoonguard 

Term for someone so stupid they would probably manage to stab themselves with a spoon or similar blunt object.

"Martin is such a spoonguard he thought Christmas Eve was Santa's wife."

Spoonguard by BotanicalMetal March 11, 2023

spoontard 

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

spoontard by spoontard March 21, 2009