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Spoofulate 

To orgasm (or "cum") violently and explosively. Only applies to a male orgasm where spoof (or "sperm") is discharged.
He spoofulated as soon as I licked his prick.
Spoofulate by Scott Williamson June 18, 2004
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Sprogulate 

The specified term of ejaculation on a four wheeled vehicle (buses are accepted), thus one centimeter cubed of sperm is bestowed upon a random amphibious creature (commonly a frog) proceeding through the selected location positioned in close proximity to the four wheeled vehicle.
Jack: Hey man, last night i saw a parked Lamborghini.
Fred: Did you sprogulate?
Jack: Sure did!
Fred: That's cool, I respect that.
Sprogulate by >YourMother< May 16, 2010

sporgulate

V.) 1. To spontaneously grow Sporks from one's body.
Eww, leave him alone, he's sporgulating.

Go sporgulate in a corner.
sporgulate by Skullduggery May 30, 2006

Spoofalator 

Play on the word "carburetor". Any device used to blow smoke (usually marijuana) through to filter and reduce/eliminate the smell in order to evade detection. Usually constructed by stuffing an empty toilet paper tube or paper towel tube with scented dryer sheets, then capping one end with a folded dryer sheet which is held in place by a rubber band.

Abv. Spoof
My upstair neighbors are awake. Blow your smoke through the spoofalator!

My parents will be home in a couple hours. We should use the spoof just to be safe.
Spoofalator by Frizz Connery February 27, 2008

Spopulate 

To have sex on top of water. You have to be in or on a floatation device in order to spopulate. For example, a raft or a boat would work well.
Guy- We're going to spopulate tonight like last night!
Girl- And wake up the neighborhood again?
Spopulate by plasma511 June 1, 2011

Sporkulate 

Shoving a spork so far up your penis hole that you force yourself to ejaculate.

Often fatal.
"Look bro im about to sporkulate. OH FUCK AAAAAAHHHH

Spork+ wide penishole= sporkulation
Sporkulate by Luggnutter August 18, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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