Definitions by Skelldar

Spoonguard 

A device that protects our world from the fiendish evil also known as the Spoon. It kind of looks like a bungee cord with little hooks on the ends.

"Little Davey Pants was exposed to spoons for over a minute! Now he looks like this!
BUY

Sppooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Guuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!"

Spoonguard by Skelldar May 6, 2004