Sploffed

Extraordinarily intoxicated, usually used to describe a good marijuana buzz but could be used to describe any non-alcohol related altered state.

Dude, that stuff you had last night was potent. I was totally sploffed for hours.

I am so sploffed right now, I can't even move.

by Frizz Connery February 26, 2008

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

by PokeyD March 14, 2017

spliffedelic

1. The "mind manifesting" result of smoking a very potent marijuana cigarette.
2. Usually paid as a compliment to the person who rolled the joint as it was perfectly crafted with a perfectly balanced ratio of weed and tobacco.

The doobie we smoked was spliffedelic!

by Cavemn July 24, 2006

Spliffed

the feeling you get when you smoke a lot weed + tobacco joints

*smokes three spliffs*
"man i feel spliffed"

by splifmaster420 January 7, 2015

sploffer

When air leaves your nostrils at a noticeably faster degree.

He had a light sploffer upon viewing an incorrectly used meme.

by hghdffsanfdkfdladsfl;kjgienern March 5, 2014

spliffed

adj to become high on weed, dope, ganga, blow and other street names for the herb

man i was so need to get spliffed

by troyka August 29, 2003

spliffed

Too point out that the price that someone is asking for an object on an internet "buy/sell/trade forum is unreasonably high.

So over the past few months there's been a new term, spliffed, arise on the buy/sell/trade forum here at *****. It refers to when someone wants to sell their computer and prices it far to high. Spliff comes buy and rips the post to shreds and explains what a more reasonable price should be. The seller can now be refered to as being "spliffed"

by Spliffy October 23, 2007