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Smurtle

Dayum, that's one sexy Smurtle.
by Disco Ranger July 21, 2011
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Smurtle

(Smut-turtle) A woman who lives in seclusion yet still loves penis all of the time.
What road does that smurtle live on out in the Poconos?
by booganatoraa March 15, 2016
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Smurtle

Yo, who the fuck just smurtled
by NIGGA GET BACK TO WORK June 6, 2023
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Smustle

A type of dance from the hit game The Sims 2. You'll need the Nightlife expansion pack if you want your Simmies to do some smustlin'. You'll also need a music source (but your Simmies can't listen to their MP3 player and smustle at the same time).
Thing1: "I'm gonna make my Sims do the smustle!"
Thing2: "I'm gonna make my Sims die!"
by Worrisome July 29, 2010
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smurgle

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.
I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.
by Dorothy April 21, 2003
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Smurdle

A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room
Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled
by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010
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snurtle

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.
In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.
by Gregles January 1, 2009
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