Shartling

When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.

When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!

by LordCoitus October 03, 2016

shartle

When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.

He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

by Tim O. June 20, 2007

Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

by Markalept October 22, 2009

shartle

When you're startled and a little piece of poop comes out.

Damn it, Dick, you shartled me! Now there's a boxer dumpling in my pants.

by Balls McIroncock December 09, 2013

Shartled

to surprise ones self with a shart rather than a fart

Hannah tried to fart but was immediately shartled by the mess in her pants

by Alj0928 December 07, 2018

Shartle

When you shit your pants but a turtle came out with the shit shartle

Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle

by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019

Shartle

The substance emitted during the act of sharting

After sharting earlier in the day, the cold and clammy shartle stuck my shorts to my ass.

by YahtzeeMcShartle July 11, 2008