Schumering

When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened

Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"

by Seclusionn5 May 12, 2017

Schumering

Preemptively laying your arms down during a battle & trying to convince Americans capitulation is always the best option.

Allowing cloture on the continuing resolution, despite what the base, 96% of congressional Dems & America wanted, is the one of the most egregious examples of Schumering

by WTAF GOP March 18, 2025

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

schuringa

To show excitement/dissapointment. Or to describe a person behind their back ( such as a kid behind you in math class that is creepy.)

Oh schuringa shake that ass. Or Schuringa is creeping all over. Or Oh schuringa I'm hyped for tonight!

by sick shit sean June 27, 2008

Schuring

Schuring is when a Prostitute hires another prostitute and refuses to pay her.

I was schuring last night, my boyfriend was so pissed

by missawesomegirl November 6, 2011

Schumerism

The act of using another person's previously performed comedy material and passing it off as one's own. Originating from alleged comedienne Amy Schumer, who been documented on at least five different occasions performing jokes or sketches previously done by others.

Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.

Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.

by TheFartLifestyle April 9, 2017

scheering

Saying one thing behind closed doors, but the complete opposite in public.

He got scheering about the abortion issue again.

by McGarric September 10, 2019