Piano

Better than a guitar

A piano is better than a guitar, idiots.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff September 23, 2020

Piano

The best musical instrument ever! Used to make beautiful music... and waste hours of the day on.

Alex: "BECCA! I JUST CALLED KATY AND SHES NOT PICKING UP! THIS IS SO UNLIKE HER!"
Becca: "Just chill, shes on the piano..."

by Musicsocks June 8, 2011

Piano

Undoubtedly the best instrument ever created by mankind. The piano is not only able to play soft and loud, but it can also play multiple parts simultaneously, making a single pianist the equivalent to an entire orchestra. The piano marks the pinnacle of human music technology, which is ironic (but should not be surprising) because it was invented in the 18th century.

Should not be confused with a keyboard, a piano-imitating instrument which has poorer quality sounds and wastes electricity, an insult to the piano. Obviously for these reasons it is used in rock bands.

Sounds produced by any decent piano player can match the grandeur of an entire orchestra! Human technology has come far.

by ThePianist July 10, 2008

Piano

that instrument asian parents make their kids play

Tommy: Hey Hieu, you wanna come play basketball later.

Hieu: Oh i would love to but i have piano lessons

by ihadtoinsertanamesohereitis June 26, 2008

Piano

A musical instrument that is operated by pressing black and white keys, thereby depressing the spirits of those listening .

When she played the piano and great sadness filled the room.

by Luddz January 31, 2015

Piano

A code name given to cover up the act of selling kilo's of cocaine.
A standard piano has 88 Keys. "Keys" are a common nickname for a Kilogram of coke.

Drake "Versace" - "This for my ni**as that call up fernando to move a piano"

by SteveyCAndOne August 26, 2013

Piano

Code word for a penis

Rabbu: I rlly like pianos
Samantha: OMG! SAME!

Jake: what’s a piano????

by Piano79132829 April 28, 2020