needle

To annoy.

Youre needling me

by oracle March 12, 2004

needle

Aggression between two people or teams, particularly in sport.

There's always needle when Manchester United play Leeds.

by ScouseJim July 16, 2008

Needle

A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.

Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.

by Tspoon December 28, 2005

Needle

To tease someone to try to get a reaction or annoy the person.
A popular poker term to get someone to tilt

The whole table needle(d) Phil until he finally cracked and went on tilt.

by Andre Gonzales (PH) March 18, 2016

needle

A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.

I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.

by Anita Kakenmee October 23, 2008

needle

A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick

You have a real needle.

by rimmer January 21, 2003

needle

noun: conveys annoyance (with someone) as in:

"I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve"

OR

"Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me"

Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pick with you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump (, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)

Example:
"I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."

by Ja-' Chri-' UK July 30, 2008