joaned

to be joaned or joan'd is when someone owns or burns you
with a witty comment ('burned' like joan of arc)

jerry: so's your mum jack
phil: oooh burn
sarah: jack you got joaned!

by hello-jess January 24, 2011

Juaned

When a girl you have made plans to go on a date with bails on you last minute.

Bro, i just got juaned again. She said Her pet got sick

by gsep34 February 15, 2019

Joined the Choir Invisible

Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!

She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.

by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017

Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school

A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are

"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"

by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019

joane

Joane is absolutely the cooleste person you will ever meet. Her awesomeness just makes everyone want to buy a camel and sail through the kalahari dessert. Life is definitely life when it come to good looks and incredible personality. The words are you “cannot even” start to comprehend this insanity which is a true fluffy unicorn brightness if sparkle.

Joane is the definition of pure enjoyment.

by For defs the best January 16, 2018

Joandra

The most amazing person in the world. A very lovable person. Beautiful person. She is just the person you can go to when you are wanting to cheer up.

I just got back from 5 months in Florida and could not wait to see that Joandra.

by Apple Pie Apple November 29, 2011