Hamuck

Arabic term generally used to describe a situation or person as crazy.

Hassan: Bruv did you go to that party last night

Adam: yeah man it was hamuck tho.

Hassan: swear down? Why
Adam: bruv it was just hamuck innit. ur jarring me go away

by Quassy April 29, 2016

Hamfucker

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.

1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."

by JEUNT April 15, 2010

hammuck

A noise implying "what's up" often in the context of boredom. Also, can be an informal request of play especially when texting.

txt1: "Hammuck"
txt2: "You want food?"
txt1: "Sure."

by JeromeX April 12, 2009

Haucking

The art of cheating in disc golf.

Hey man...I just saw you move your disc 20 feet....quit Haucking!

by Ringmaster March 20, 2017

twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!

"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!

by Scattyman May 1, 2005

Hauck Unit

The ghettoist gayngsters in Genevea. Composed of Oliver, D-pak, and Terence. All have penis sizes of less than 3 nm (10 to the power of minus 9). Oliver the leader raps about as good as a walking cock hole.

Hauck Unit

by Vincent December 16, 2003

hambucks

money spent for the accumulation of beefcurtains

Grant wanted to cork some cooch, but he was all out of hambucks with no ATM in sight.

by CrazyLarry May 8, 2003