Ranch Dimension 

1. Someone who has terrible internet, or unable to understand via voice chatting.

2.Someone drowning another creature by dumping an ungodly amount ranch dressing on to them.

Example 1
Brian: *unintelligible noise*

Nathan: Damn, bro are you in the Ranch Dimension?

Example 2
Frank: "Fuck you wasp to the Ranch Dimension"

Ranch Dimension by Slasher Fox September 21, 2021

Detention

A place where in my case I catch up on sleep.

Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.

Detention by A Human Male July 14, 2018

Bobuk defensive football philosophy

Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent

Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it

Bobuk defensive football philosophy by Easy Muther fuckin E May 19, 2020

Always Defending Mugabe 

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.

Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE

Always Defending Mugabe by Shamumofo August 7, 2011

defending the shield 

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it

"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

defending the shield by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009

Defensive Eating 

Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.

Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.

Defensive Eating by CourtJ March 25, 2011

Defensitive 

Being overly sensitive and thereby becoming defensive

Dude, you’re being super defensitive

Defensitive by Sarah Fortino January 11, 2019