Coive - noun
1. Referring to genitalia so disgusting and dutty you wouldn't dare touch it
2. A master of kek inducing filth
1. Referring to genitalia so disgusting and dutty you wouldn't dare touch it
2. A master of kek inducing filth
1. "Ah m8 he had a right coive. Fuckin' disgusting "
2. "He is the head coive, top kek every time m80"
2. "He is the head coive, top kek every time m80"
by hjxkl June 5, 2016
Get the Coive mug.A set of optional guidelines set up after World War 2. Some people refere to them as the Geneva Suggestions
George:"hey you cant just cluster bomb an orphanage, thats against the Geneva Convention!"
Mad Man:"Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestions!"
Mad Man:"Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestions!"
by NutNibbler5000 June 17, 2020
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by luisthewoz December 12, 2020
Get the Geneva convention mug.Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.
The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment
Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.
The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment
Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.
by IfAnythingHe'sHitThatTooWell March 10, 2016
Get the Not for me, Clive mug.Greg: How was the Christmas party last night?
Terence: It was shit mate, total dry lunch convention.
Terence: It was shit mate, total dry lunch convention.
by Cheesed1ck December 5, 2019
Get the Dry Lunch Convention mug.-"Dude, that portuguese guy just joined my h2h bracket and he already has 900 points! I hate these coiners!"
-"Yeah, I know, he does that every time... he just can’t help but paying to win. Last time he did over 4k points in my bracket!"
-"Yeah, I know, he does that every time... he just can’t help but paying to win. Last time he did over 4k points in my bracket!"
by Tina-turner July 4, 2021
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