Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.
"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
by That One Bunny February 10, 2017
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carrotism • Carrotist • carrotsmoke • carrots • carroting • carsonism • cartism • cartismoked • Cahootism • Careorism
used instead of the phrases
1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,
2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.
3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason
4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,
2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.
3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason
4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
by Uncle Dimma October 29, 2012
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Get the peas and carrots mug.The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.
by Hippygoth November 15, 2012
Get the Carroting mug.A phrase typically used to indicate a 'see you later' towards somebody. This comes from the leaving phrase of 'peace' to add a punny side towards a farewell.
'Peace and carrots' most resembles 'peas and carrots' from a dinnerside setting being almost homophones.
'Peace and carrots' most resembles 'peas and carrots' from a dinnerside setting being almost homophones.
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