artist (ar-tist)
1. Most common definition, a
depressed, underpaid, sad person in their early twenties or late teens, although they can be many ages. They cannot afford art supplies, cry themselves to sleep, lack inspiration, and draw about once every 3 full moons. When asked what they want to be, they answer an artist, but they know that like everything else in their miserable lives, that is a lie. They hate their art style although their
friends love it, and have no self confidence whatsoever.
2. Anyone who practices a
talent involving creating something without outstanding functionality other than to entertain or inspire.
3. Sarcasm used to describe someone lacking skills in art.
1."I am an artist!"
"But you
never draw?"
"I know..." (cries in corner)
2. Poets, authors, and dancers deserve the title of artist.
3. "That two year old is a
real artist, proper Picasso! Smeared paint all over my new Lamborghini!"
