School

A place where middle aged gym teachers may go for jailbait with none of the consequences.

At school Jenny (age 16) was given extra tutoring on sexual education by her gym teacher (age 45).

School by Chicago Trev June 9, 2009

School

A terrible place where you'd better not so much as THINK about being different than everyone else, because if you do, you're a fag and your sole reason of being is for all us cool kids to laugh at you.
Also, it's a place for me to seem more intelligent than I actually am by getting straight A's in easy classes which I could cheat in or just fucking pay attention

In school, I'm popular so I must be cool and nice and interesting, and I have straight A's so I must be a genius or something

School by AntiMostThings August 11, 2009

School

Six. Crappy. Hours. Of. Our. Lives.

Middle School Kid: Ever since we came to high school this bitch just flipped the script! She said '2x + 4y = what?' Damn this bitch is still teaching?!

School by Stephanie KT October 27, 2010

School

A hell hole full of bad decisions and depression.

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives,

School.

School by Soy ugly April 24, 2019

School

A place where people are forced to go against there will and haft to memorize Useless things or get punished. Happiness is not a priority and if your caught trying to be happy you will be punished

School is useless

School by Nimnex September 25, 2020

School

School. A place for education. Most people hate school for its boredom. Do you know why 'school' is spelled that way? Because even the person who invented 'school' didnt know what to call it, so instead he just described it as -
Six
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
and there we have it.
Why else would it be called 'School'? Its definitely not
Six
Awesome
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
> Sahool.

School

School by lov2ddream August 5, 2010

school

Some of the things they teach you in school may possibly become vaguely useful in later life. About 50% of the crap they teach you is pointless,and will never be used in real life, and 30%is just review of the pointless crap they already taught you. If you want to become a lawyer...do you really need to know the history of Rome? I should be able to choose what I want to learn based on what I want to do in later life. If I want to be a construction worker, I'll take a class in architecture. If I want to be a math teacher, I'll take a class in math. We should learn only what will be of value in whatever job we hope to pursue as adults. Anything else is a complete waste of time. School does have some useful points, but it has many flaws that really need to be fixed.

Student: I want to own a restaurant when I grow up, so why am I stuck in school learning about the economical orientation of Madagascar?

Teacher: How dare actually wan to pursue your dreams!! Detention!

school by notabasher June 24, 2009