1.) I was totally whacking last night when you called. Thats the sound you heard, and that's why I was breathing heavy.
2.) That shit is so fucking whack!
3.) I whacked the cookie out of her hand before she could eat it...
4.) My friend and I were in a tent last night. I got
horny, then he looked at my boner and got
horny too. So, I whacked his dick and he whacked mine. Then we made out...
5.) I whacked this fucking hot chick last night. She was great.
Hope she don't get pregnant.