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carlton by nathaniel miles I December 21, 2016
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An occuring scab, pimple, or rash, that appears on the clitoris. A "carlton" is usually found on girls who engage in risky behavior. Sometimes Carltons can be itchy, and can release a pus discharge when irritated, and can spread to parts of the leg, and other areas of the groin. In some casses, a Carlton can turn into another type of rash called a "Ty", and this has the same symptoms, however a Ty effects between the vigina and the anus. The best way to get rid of "Ty"s or "Carlton"s is to clean the effected area often, and use neosporin and powder after showering.
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Carlton is the type of guy you get when you mix the band geek with the star football quarterback. Nice, considerate of others, a great taste of music with a classical twist, and nerdy in some areas, yet VERY good looking, confident (sometimes cocky), and at the peak of his game. He understands the fundamentals of what it means to be a decent human being: he’ll open the door for you, pull out your chair for you, and bring your mom flowers; basically, chivalry done right. Don’t get the wrong idea though, this isn’t a “nice guy” pushover kind of fellow - he needs nothing from you. We’re talking six-pack abs, bulging biceps, hair beyond the wildest dreams of any girl, and a chin so sharp Gordon Ramsey himself sharpens his knives on it. His height will dwarf you, too, so you’ll want to bring a stepping stool along for the date. (Yes, even if you think you’ll ONLY want to hug him. Which you won’t.) Those handsome brown eyes have accounted for at least 15 of the missing persons cases last year alone, as a few too many girls got lost staring into them. He’s always presentable, often overdressed, but completely comfortable in whatever element you plop him into. He’ll take his time to listen and care for you on an individual level, and you can consider yourself one lucky girl if you get a stab at him.
Carlton by vector______ November 23, 2021
Carlton
An AFL team of cheaters who are far too incompetent to win a premiership without breaching the salary cap and buying a premiership.
It is followed by smelly ferals who live in the gutters in neighbourhoods throughout the country. The supporters are the most uneducated, toothless, hairy bogan scum. They are an embarrassment to Australia, and can be regularly found panhandling for money in city streets.
It is best to avoid this rotten species. Do not give them eye contact or they will start a fight with you and they will give you AIDS if they come within 5 feet of you. Society should pity these blind fools. They need help...
It is followed by smelly ferals who live in the gutters in neighbourhoods throughout the country. The supporters are the most uneducated, toothless, hairy bogan scum. They are an embarrassment to Australia, and can be regularly found panhandling for money in city streets.
It is best to avoid this rotten species. Do not give them eye contact or they will start a fight with you and they will give you AIDS if they come within 5 feet of you. Society should pity these blind fools. They need help...
Carlton supporter: "Giv me ya munny! I needz sum munny coz Im lyk so poor and I dun liv in a home and I gotst no tooths"
Collingwood supporter: "Oh ew, must be a typical filthy dumb Carlton supporter. Get away from me, you degenerate!"
Carlton supporter: "Aiight letz fight coz u so meen. I gunna rob u"
Collingwood supporter: "I pity you, fool. Here's 5 cents. That's being generous, now go do something with your life"
Carlton supporter: "ahrghakjhkjaahfg"
Collingwood supporter: "Oh ew, must be a typical filthy dumb Carlton supporter. Get away from me, you degenerate!"
Carlton supporter: "Aiight letz fight coz u so meen. I gunna rob u"
Collingwood supporter: "I pity you, fool. Here's 5 cents. That's being generous, now go do something with your life"
Carlton supporter: "ahrghakjhkjaahfg"
Carlton by Candemothium January 5, 2011
carlton
Most notable forms of the name have been used in TV Shows, Cigarettes, and Hotels.
TV spots:
Carlton the Doorman from Rhoda.
Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Cigarettes:
Carlton, it's lowest in tar!
Hotels:
The Ritz Carlton Resort
Famous people:
Carlton Hurdle Jr., the guy who put this definition in.
TV spots:
Carlton the Doorman from Rhoda.
Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Cigarettes:
Carlton, it's lowest in tar!
Hotels:
The Ritz Carlton Resort
Famous people:
Carlton Hurdle Jr., the guy who put this definition in.
carlton by Carlton Hurdle Jr. July 15, 2008