The etymology of the word is traced back to
2016 U.S presidential election.
During the primary and the general election, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton was beleaguered by controversy surrounding the FBI investigation of the use of her private email server. At the same
time, unbeknownst to the world, candidate
Trump was a target of an FBI investigation of his own involving
Russia. The stark contrast between yelling “Lock her up!” at
Trump rallies, and calling the legitimate investigation into
Trump a “witch hunt”, became prime example of how some humans are not quite as evolved as the rest, and always choose loyalty to alpha male pack leader over loyalty to truth, thus the term “Trumpanzee” was born.
The term can be used to describe anyone who bury their head in the
sand as they spread their buttcheeks and present their rectum to their alpha pack leader to show their intent that they
will always choose loyalty to their master over loyalty to truth. Director of the FBI James Comey was fired in May 2017 after resisting President alpha master god
Trump’s repeated demands to take off his pants and get on all fours.
In the wild, trumpanzees are typically seen wearing cowboy boots or flannel shirt, with a pinch between their lower lip and gum that makes them look
like chimpanzees. They are indigenous species of trailor parks scattered across southern United States, and are considered invasive species anywhere else (especially
Canada but you won’t find them in Mexico).
Wow.... I can’t believe
Bob just came out of nowhere and started taking
Jim’s side without even knowing what happened. It’s probably a coincidence that Jim is popular and
Bob would suck his toes to be in his circle right? What a trumpanzee. I hope he gets cuckolded by Jim one day because that’s what he deserves.
