slapdick 

an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for

" Yeah, it's a good company, but there web designer must be a slapdick... site sucks! "

slapdick by XePhA88 July 30, 2003

Slapdick 

According to Coach Jason Brown from Netflix's Last Chance U - A person who does dumb shit and knows better, but simply cannot help him/herself. Someone who does dumb shit continuously, in a non-malicious manner.

Johnny is late for practice every day. That slapdick needs to start showing up on time.

Slapdick by anonymous October 15, 2020

Slapdick 

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

Trent Richardson is a slapdick for allowing his friends and family to have account to his bank account . He is also a slapdick for ignoring his bank account for 10 months while his friends and family withdrew $1.6 million.

Slapdick by Bearmonster96 May 26, 2017

Slapdick 

A "slapdick" is simply that guy or that girl, who thinks he/she is all that. Some dude walks in a party with a fake tan, popped collar and acts like they know everything about everything, yet not one person there cares what they have to say, gives them attention or wants them there.

"Yo who brought that slapdick to the party?"
"What a slapdick"

Slapdick by BNMA March 19, 2010

slapdick 

A pain in the ass. Lazy SOB. Who depends on GPS to get around and Makes most Mentally Retarded people seem normal.

Dana Nichlos , Joe Bob

Joe-Bob is such a fucking slapdick

slapdick by T Dizzle Boi July 24, 2007

slapdick 

game played for fun by homosexual or heterosexual males. Game usually begins by slapping the other players dick when they least expect it. Famous moves include grab and roll or pinch and twist.

My balls were bruised during slapdick.

slapdick by Toke1 April 27, 2006

slapdick 

Noun - A gay comedy. The word is a play on "slapstick" comedy.

"Tom Cruise auditoned for Will & Grace but his talents were surprisingly not suited to slapdick comedy."

slapdick by CCH April 17, 2006