Schiavoed 

When someone is absolutely WTF Pwned and ends up looking like a vegetable.

Damn, you just got Schiavoed bitch!

Schiavoed by Kirk a.k.a Big K May 12, 2007

schiavoed 

past tense of schiavo - 1.to usurp important and topical political/govermental/legal issues by grandstanding a cause celebre for the purpose of emotional distraction.
2. joining the bandwagon of def. 1 in order to remove accusations of unethical, immoral or illegal behavior aimed at oneself.
3. joining the bandwagon of def. 1 for
political gain.

The ongoing news of the Senator's indictment was schiavoed by coverage of
his personal campaign to rescue Little Lotta.

schiavoed by otay April 23, 2005

Schiavoed 

To remove a feeding tube from an infirmed or disabled person causing them to die a long painful and agonizing death from starvation and dehydration.

An orphaned disabled baby was schiavoed because she had a feeding tube and relied on the state for her care.

Schiavoed by Subliberal April 1, 2005

schiavoed 

The state of being extremely hungry; famished.

All Chauncey had to eat that Saturday was a bag of chips and half a custard-style yogurt container. By the time the dinner hour had arrived, he was completely schiavoed.

schiavoed by Robert Fagles May 11, 2006

schiavoed 

1.The act putting one in a persistant vegetative state, past tense.

also see: meat statue

Me: So I really like this one girl but she's still interested in her ex-boyfriend- but here's the funny part: the guy flipped his truck a month ago, and he's been in a coma ever since. the doctor's say he'll never walk again.

Guy: That's messed up

Me: Yeah, He's schiavoed.

schiavoed by mouse May 15, 2005

Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.

After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.

Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016

schiavone 

To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.

Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.

schiavone by Tnallag March 9, 2019