Bluenose
Bluenose by Urban.bluenose November 21, 2023
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bluenose certificate
A certificate obtained by sailors who pass northwards over the Arctic Circle which (at present, 2010) is located at about latitude 66° 33′ 39″N.
This is similar but not identical to the Crossing The Line certificate which is issued to sailors who pass over the Equator (latitude 0°)
This is similar but not identical to the Crossing The Line certificate which is issued to sailors who pass over the Equator (latitude 0°)
My Bluenose Certificate reads
"All Sailors, wherever ye and whoever ye may be, Greetings.
Know all ye by these presents that Jack Tickler did on the 19 July 1971, appear in the northernmost reaches of my realm, bound for the dark and frosty wastes of the land of the midnight sun and did with our royal consent enter this dread region by crossing the arctic circle by virtue whereof i, neptunus rex, ruler of the raging main do hereby declare him to be a loyal and trusty salt-lined and brine-encrusted bluenose and do call upon all Icebergs, Sea Lions. Narwhals, Polar Bears, Whales, Mermaides and other creatures of the Frigid North to show him due deference and respect.
Disobey under pain of Our Royal Displeasure
Neptunus Rex (Ruler Of The Main)
Aurora Borealis (Queen Of His Pallid Polar Regions)"
"All Sailors, wherever ye and whoever ye may be, Greetings.
Know all ye by these presents that Jack Tickler did on the 19 July 1971, appear in the northernmost reaches of my realm, bound for the dark and frosty wastes of the land of the midnight sun and did with our royal consent enter this dread region by crossing the arctic circle by virtue whereof i, neptunus rex, ruler of the raging main do hereby declare him to be a loyal and trusty salt-lined and brine-encrusted bluenose and do call upon all Icebergs, Sea Lions. Narwhals, Polar Bears, Whales, Mermaides and other creatures of the Frigid North to show him due deference and respect.
Disobey under pain of Our Royal Displeasure
Neptunus Rex (Ruler Of The Main)
Aurora Borealis (Queen Of His Pallid Polar Regions)"
bluenose certificate by blueliner January 27, 2010
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bluenose bastard
Dirty horrible little creatures
always found in a small dump called small heath
population increses on a saturday at 3pm
then seems to die down at 5.15
after inevitably loosing
rare species outside small heath
always found in a small dump called small heath
population increses on a saturday at 3pm
then seems to die down at 5.15
after inevitably loosing
rare species outside small heath
bluenose bastard by G..........AVFC January 11, 2009
blue nose
a person who always has to announce to all other people in his immediate company who and how many cops he knows. Said person is always making stupid small talk with cops, i.e. on details, in coffee shops, etc. Their obnoxious ass-kissing usually purports a certain discomfort level to the pigs they are conversing with.
Gas Utility Worker: "Hey Pete, haven't seen you down The VFW lately, did you get that boat of yours out of the water yet?"
Detail Cop: " Uhh yeah, I did three months ago in December, Jim, I mean Tom..."
Gas Utility Worker: " Yeah I heard Captain Jones, you know, Jonesy, was in the paper last week listed as the second highest paid cop in the city. Yeah I went to grammar school with his neighbors cousins ex-wife not too long ago in '73."
Disco: " Man, look at Tom go, he truly is a fucking blue nose!"
Detail Cop: " Uhh yeah, I did three months ago in December, Jim, I mean Tom..."
Gas Utility Worker: " Yeah I heard Captain Jones, you know, Jonesy, was in the paper last week listed as the second highest paid cop in the city. Yeah I went to grammar school with his neighbors cousins ex-wife not too long ago in '73."
Disco: " Man, look at Tom go, he truly is a fucking blue nose!"
blue nose by cMoney Disco November 7, 2009
Bluenotes
Bluenotes is a retail clothing store which mainly sells its own brand name clothing. Styles are mostly skate and prep, and they make their clothing compete with name brands and in my opinion, I think they are equal to and/or surpass many of these name brands (Quiksilver, Hurley, even AE or Hollister).
Bluenotes by clothes guy August 11, 2007
bluenoser
A person from Nova Scotia. Contrary to popular belief, the schooner Bluenose was named after the people of Nova Scotia, not vice-versa. The term has been in use since at least the late 18th-century.
Blue Nose
When you have that feeling that you are about to sneeze, so you make the stupid face like you are about to orgasm, and you sit there and wait, and wait, maybe stare at the sun or do a couple quick sniffles hoping to hurry the sneeze up.... and then you lose it. And it hurts and it sucks and your life is ruined.