A tasty set of two balls that hang under a
man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager
man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the
man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A
word of advice: if you have nuts,
don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.
Prince Eric really liked
teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his
royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!