A big fat testicle. Also called balls. Most men have two of them (unless they’re eunuchs, in which case they will have none). Gay men love to suck them. The nuts fill up with hot pools of cum unless they’re emptied once in a while, preferably by a hot bottom.
I’m so gay—I absolutely adore sucking nuts. Nut-sucking is the best pass-time ever. If you haven’t ever sucked a nut, you are way too straight. Nuts are so delicious! Fucking eat those balls, man.
by GayShell November 27, 2023
A tasty set of two balls that hang under a man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A word of advice: if you have nuts, don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.
Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
by GayShell January 13, 2024
When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).
He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.
by GayShell January 13, 2024