dickram 

Dickram is To ram something with ones dick usually while erect and into a wall.

Ouch I just dickramed This wall

dickram by Dickmelon July 30, 2016

skinny dickarm syndrome 

a disorder when a person, usually a man, is born with physically small, skinny and weak arms. Their arms may not literally look like a dick.

Man, Justin Bieber must have skinny dickarm syndrome. There are dicks that are bigger than his arms.

skinny dickarm syndrome by SlipSlapMeatPack December 4, 2019

Dickament 

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe

"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"

Dickament by NDemus October 7, 2007

Dickrash 

In Seattle of 1989, Metallica played the song "Whiplash". After Kirk Hammett's guitar solo, James Hetfield was originally supposed to yell "WHIPLASH!". However, he instead yelled "DICKRASH!" which blew up all over the internet

Adrenaline starts to flow, you're thrashing all around. Acting like a maniac; DICKRASH!

Dickrash by DudeBroKowski March 26, 2022

dicknami 

A sudden arrival or occurrence of dicks in overwhelming amounts.

The great dicknami of 2013 wrecked over 500,000 poop chutes.

dicknami by onecoldpiece June 29, 2014

Dickamatics

Shit Just Not Adding Up

Ju bro the Dickamatics ain’t adding up. Kito fuck them hoes the Dickamatics ain’t right.

Dickamatics by juthegoat November 6, 2018

Dickjam 

One who who acts like their dick has been jammed into a door and slammed shut on their penis.

Mg F T W: honestly SHUT THE frick UP YOU DILDO frick DICKJAM

Dickjam by <3Chain June 10, 2009