happy humanist

That one guy that hates his own gender
and praises radical feminists/feminazi's that hate men
In general this guy is really pathetic, sucking the toes of any girl he finds and he most likely gets a seizure or heart attack after touching a women for the first time.

The happy humanist, misandrist, retard, asshole,
waste of oxygeon

happy humanist by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 4, 2022

happy humanist

A very intelligent and evolved person who calls people out on their bullshit and hatred. A person who stands up for human rights and teaches others how to do this. The smartest person on UD.

The Happy Humanist is my new favorite person on the interwebs

happy humanist by PrescientMoon April 25, 2016

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The happy humanist

An allen in a world of kens (barbie movie reference)

A chad feminist who respects women/other minorities , instead of getting brainwashed by collective ignorance.

Though she/he/they get downvotes a lot, they are brave enough to keep standing up against misogynists on UD

An intellectual being, that sees through misogyny, and combats it.

Someone who make women that have been harmed by everyday misogyny. feel safe, without even realizing it.

Person A: some user going by the happy humanist goes against the misogyny on UD even though they get a bunch of downvotes, that’s brave

girl B: OMG I love that person! I hope they get so much positive energy and good karma <33

The happy humanist by #1 Happy humanist fan August 24, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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