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1. affected or excessive devotion to being fucked.

2. the quality of being a fuck, fucked or interjection into fucked situations.
I just got off the phone with Bob, and he told me some major fuckosity.

There's fuckosity afoot.

I can't believe the fuckosity that Karl has gotten himself into.
fuckosity by Keith Berger May 13, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
adj. How sexually desirable a person is.

Origins: Channel 4's Green Wing
Girl 1: What's Johnny Depp's fuckosity level?
Girl 2: 100%, dude!
fuckosity by Zoecb October 28, 2004

fuckity shit 

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.
**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”
fuckity shit by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck 

When shit happens and you need to vent.
Teacher: You got a 0 on your test for being late...

Student: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

fuckity fucking fuck 

The better way of saying "fuck"
HOLY FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?

fucklocity 

A portmanteau of the words 'fuck' and 'velocity', fucklocity is used to denote the fucks being given over time; the velocity of just how many fucks you give about a particular subject.
Dude, it's getting towards the end of the semester, so your fucklocity is zero for that disciplinary analysis paper you have to write for your writing class.
fucklocity by TheWritingStudent April 8, 2013

fuckitybye 

a different way of saying goodbye to someone over the phone irritably
example
Congratulations on your baby ....... alright Fuckitybye!
fuckitybye by MalcolmTucker December 3, 2014
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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