hsirt

Thought of as another form of Odin. His choosen daugther who aids by delivering lost souls. Her words are spoken in music through the wind. However, she is deceived by those who wish to claim her and rip her apart. They wear her as clothing. She was to heal and aide now it seems she is pecked at so others can claim any role she might have in the afterworld. She is the valkrye for Egypt and called Aphrodite. Once her Siren cave was attacked she is called Cerce. In Egypt she is Hathor. The accumulation of all female she stands on top of the sun. She sits in shadow over the moon to ensure the measure of souls who pass from the earth.

Hsirt is singing in the full moon for those who need the comfort of a mothers tune.

by Andromeda Aphrodite October 18, 2015

Hairtip

A Rare case in which the tip of a males penis suffers hair growth on the foreskin. Like a pigeon slightly sticking his beak out of a tree bush.

A: I saw a hairtip in the locker room today
B: What's a hairtip?
A: Look down maybe? Lol

by Schoolboy Quavo October 31, 2016

hairtard

A disparaging nickname for someone who has styled their hair into something truly horrific.

It’s hard to fathom how someone with so much money could be such a flagrant and clueless hairtard.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Hairtriggerdick

Someone who cums exceptionally easily and quickly.

Thanks to his hairtriggerdick he's cumming in like 10 seconds and i just sit there awkwardly wondering what happened

by munkie November 11, 2006

Hairtork

(hair·tork) -ed, -er, -ing v, n. 1. The act of grabbing a girl firmly by the ponytail, and firmly at the base of the jaw; snapping the jaw down with enough force to unhinge it, and ramming your penis into the mouth. Especially common after the act of 'skullfucking'. (see reference)

"Whoa bro, nice! You hairtorked the shit out of her!"

by ManGravyInjection August 17, 2011

hairt

1. noun, a large congregation of hippies, esp. of the smelly & hairy variety

2. verb, to grow one's hair out to an unreasonable length

3. noun (slang), a really moldy piece of food, so moldy in fact, that it is of uncertain origin

1. If you walk through a hairt, you won't walk out the other side without an std.

2. - 'Holy crap, that guy looks like a girl.'
-- 'Yeah, he's hairtin' like Cher.'

3. - 'Is that dookie?'
-- 'Iono man, it looks kinda like a tennis ball.'
(poke)
-- 'Goddamn it, it's a hairt.'

by meteoritekid October 18, 2007

hirth

a real douchebag

dont be a hirth

by ggphc October 26, 2017