Salad Fist

To grab a handful of salad and then fist someones anus. The recipient may choose a salad dressing as lube. Then after the fisting is over you make a salad out of the left over materials.

I gave Nick a salad fist last night he really enjoyed the tang of the french dressing.

Salad Fist by Xalee March 5, 2015

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Fister Salad

The act or art of putting both fists into 2 viginas and lick the fistee's assholes, very popular practice among more evolved(kinky)gays. requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication and focus. Kamala Harris is onced rumured to have participated in a Fister Salad in her early years of college at Howard University.

In the middle of our threesome they both asked for a fister salad.

Fister Salad by Fruit loop fagoon May 6, 2023

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Salad Fist • Fister Salad • saladfisted • saladist • salad • Salad Fingers • salad shooter • salad tossing • Salad Bowl • salad shaker

saladist

Red meat fast food and burger loving man beast phillybobo that is allergic to any food that’s potentially healthy. The thought of any green vegetable matter especially cucumber activates the the violent gag reflex.

Fancy some of my lettuce mate, no fuck that I’m a saladist

saladist by Mossy October 30, 2018

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saladfisted

To undertake a project using your initiative only to be dragged into the office yet again to be told how embarrassed & disappointed your MD is of you again (this time slamming his hand on the table - your really in trouble this time!), revising the project to encompass some ludicrous ideas to save cash & when you present to the misers & bastards they saladfinger your ass cos the ideas your MD had were so ludicrous they would never work... so your back in the office with your MD about to get saladfisted cos you 'should have known ‘what he meant’ in the first place.... only to put it back to how you designed it in the first place & start the viscous circle again… and again and again…

Aidan... Get into my office!... ''that project you sent to misers & bastards is all wrong wrong wrong! I know the fax machine is shit and everything is illegible but if i can think it you can do it! I am so embarrassed & disapointed.. send Richard in when you see him, he was 1 minute late this morning & I havent elevated my ego enough on you...'' ''Rich.. MD wants to see you.. Ive just been saladfisted..''

saladfisted by R JS December 30, 2007

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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