Schmurick 

Schmurik derives from the latin Schamoo Ricotta. Used between the dates of 1730 and 1780 to describe the buggery of ones cousins.

My dear Mr Darcy you schmurickster you.

Schmurick by JLove August 3, 2004

Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

schmuckbag 

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

Schmuck 

Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot

Luke, you're a schmuck!

Schmuck by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019

schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.

He's a royal schmuckbait.

schmuckbait by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

Schmuck 

A stupid fool who does silly things.

Max, what the fuck are you doing you schmuck!

Schmuck by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018

schmuckaluck 

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.

Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.

schmuckaluck by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009