donkey toe

When a camel toe is so deep, that when you spread your legs, it doesn't come out

Boy 1: dude did you see Reagan at the party?

Boy 2: yeah. I bet she had a donkey toe
Boy 1: that's so hot, right?

donkey toe by Rayraymadden June 14, 2014

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donkey raping camels toe

A completely random insult that leaves people trying 2 find a comeback

steve:fuck off u dickhead
adam:u fuck off u donkey raping camels toe!

donkey raping camels toe by scouser1089 September 5, 2006

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On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

On a Donkey's Left Toe by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

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Donkeytoss

When you are pissed at your girl, so much so that you toss her into your donkey stable. Then the donkey proceeds to jaw her and then preform anal to the point when she longer living.

She wouldn’t suck me off, so I had to donkeytoss that hoe.

Donkeytoss by Donkeytosser69 April 22, 2018

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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