Denim boner

When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong

Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?

Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.

Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.

by Rayraymadden June 15, 2014

Cracker upper

Someone who is sooo funny that they make you pee on yourself

Dude stop being a cracker upper!

Why?

I'm gonna pee myself!!!!

by Rayraymadden June 23, 2014

donkey toe

When a camel toe is so deep, that when you spread your legs, it doesn't come out

Boy 1: dude did you see Reagan at the party?

Boy 2: yeah. I bet she had a donkey toe
Boy 1: that's so hot, right?

by Rayraymadden June 14, 2014